All women, like men have certain needs so you know you are in trouble when you start imagining sex with a friend or entertaining the idea of whether you should have taken up the drunken, cigarette-filled offer from a few weeks ago - ok so still didn’t quite go that far.
Desperate, single times, call for desperate measures. So tonight I find myself on a certain High Street lingerie-wear website that also happens to sell certain female toys. They come in all colours and various settings. I can’t believe I am doing this. But it is time to buy... a vibrator!
I am a bit worried about the package not fitting through the letterbox, having to pick it up from Royal Mail. They say it is “discrete” packaging. Maybe I should go in and buy one in person. Hmm.. Nah online is good. Purchase! OMG!
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